Wordsworth wrote an endless poem in blank verse on” the growth of a poet’s mind.”  I shall attempt a more modest feat for a more distracted age: a blog, “Things which a Lifetime of Trying to Be a Poet has Taught Me.”

Sometimes, when you opponents are incapable of responding to a serious argument, there is nothing left to do but make fun of them.


(Including Limerick # 58)


The Thought Police will inspect you all,

Interrogate and dissect you all

Lest the horrible plague should infect you all

Which has threatened e’er now to have wrecked you all.

If it has, they will surely detect you all

And pursue you until they have decked you all.

Your excuses will prove ineffectual

And the members will rightly reject you all

For trying to be intellectual.


Though I really can’t say I have checked you all,

With all of these rhymes, I expect you all

To be duly impressed

By my passing the test

And not using Lord Byron’s “hen pecked, you all.”

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